Saturday, December 4, 2010

Pearce Simpson St 901 Mods

# PorFavorNO: Brief manual spelling twitter Halloween

share with several strange passion-twittered the almost extinct "by the spelling (read:" set of rules governing the writing of a language ")

A gives some tears. For others, strong pain corneas. Sometimes nausea. To lose the sense of moments of life when we read a few things.

To assist the collective health and good writing, here's a summary of a night of horrors twitteril analysis committed against our beautiful language. Only a few, those that make us suffer. (This is a job shared with @ itaticarrique , @ jvr1970arg , @ domanand , @ cinematracks , @ angel140ar , @ contradictory , @ coquinha28 , @ Anyasosa , @ TomasRodriguezC and other twitters revealed, all participants hash # PorFavorNo )

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- Ay! As we are people suffering, we'll start over here (and they are, be taking note of words that use accents. It costs nothing, and make the texts more understandable.) It is infuriating (believe me it is no h in between) to confuse hay / ay / there. It is so complicated! If "something" is the verb to have, ergo you WITH H . If the interjection of pain (interjection: kind of words that expresses a sudden impression or a deep feeling, as awe, surprise, pain, tenderness, love, etc.. It also serves to appeal to the interlocutor, or as a way of greeting, farewell compliance, etc., eg., uh, hello) "Oh, my God!" will NOT H . However, in both cases And lead . If the adverb indicating the place, "I was out there," goes WITH H but in the middle, and with an accent (i in ).

- Another terrible, " sometimes" hideously deformed more than once on ABC, habeces, sometimes, and other mischief on. For starters, it's an adverb (or adverb), or more than one word. NO written all together under any circumstances. The two words are the preposition "a" (h has not, remember, is the first of a, before, under ...) and the plural of time that goes with "c" (and yes, they I swear that the z becomes pluralized c).

- Something similar happens with " through." Take the above explanation for not writing THROUGH, through it, etc. And "through" is to V, S and check in the e . Thanks.

- There, there, and is aya are four words that mean five different things. Seriously I say!. "There is" (yes, there, far, wherever you stored the dictionary), "Let there said this", the verb to have (so beat up poor), "The nurse caretaker" (it is a noun, if you do not believe me look it up), "It is comfortable ", the verb find (did you know?). The has is also a tree, but hey, it does not matter (although it is fashionable to have color).

- Is it necessary to explain the difference between and VAT was ? You "going" to be rough, and you did it. The tax you pay every day.

- The " tube" is a "piece hollow, usually cylindrical form and generally open at both ends "(gee, what a coincidence)." Tube ", I regret to inform you, does not exist in English (which coincidentally is what we speak). Therefore, no tube" fever "or I" I had to do nothing. " HAD, HAD , be possible?.

- not "going" or "fences" . (It could be a slogan). I understand that the conjugation of the verb go is very complicated (uh, I killed the sick ...), but what are you going to do, it is. It turns out that the verb go is very friend of the Y, then go back and combines because the and likes to be there. Also "Go" is an interjection, but if you want not so complicated now. And fences are another matter.

- Now for something serious . It seems to me ugly per se (yes, "per se" there is an adverbial phrase) the phrase " than serious, but if going to use it, use it exactly like that. "By seriously," I tell you seriously, seriously. Do not put denserio or dencerio. Cerium not go with "what I say seriously? because cerium is very hard for that phrase. And if you come from "serious", for seriousness, not sticking with the "in" and least of the "de". And always, always, go with S .

- And as they come Christmas and New Year, and all ad hoc send text messages (also there, believe me), try not to send "deceo" or desire "FeliceZ" or "Felis" parties, or write "FelicidadeZ "(by trying some combinations). Do one thing: copy and paste "Happy Holidays! My best wishes for the coming year ".'re Going to be barbaric and without error.

- Speaking of errors ... If you do not put the poor Hs where they go, why are added where they are?. Come on, repeat all, " h is written without error, error is written without h , once again, no error is written h ...

- Another strange confusion that occurs in some specimens is clearly growing among " have " and " to see (and lacking a strange way," aver. ") The more I try to analyze where size is confusion, I can not give the key. I do not understand how (In this case is with an accent, because I'm asking) get confused the verb to have to try to see something ... I do not understand, I swear I do not understand. And the "aver" ... well, speechless. (Note: there is the debits and credits, but do not worry for now about that).

- A special favor (yes, please, to see young cow): do not add "s" to the second person singular past indicative. (Translation: it saw, said, wrote, without S!, " got it?)

- A the fact , chest. And if you throw therefore, Bancatel. But nobody made anybody. You can have, but then what you have done, probably because something must be done. But one thing is the verb cast, and another thing doing the verb (another great beaten, punished, especially with added 's' and removed from Hs).

- And as is the case, like to say that if the poor do verb is spelled with h and c , the same goes for all forms combined, Please do not write asen, accentuated and other atrocities of the sort . It's easy. Always h. Always C. Unless you speak in the past ...

- is written "decision " I can not add anything more about it. It is well and there is nothing to do. Oh, and as we are, "decision" is relative to "decide " so take the same "c". It's like "tell me , who lives in the same house as" say. " So do not put "Desima" because nobody will know what to do and complicated people when deciding how to respond.

- The voice is that wonderful sound that manages the air expelled from the lungs to get out through the larynx and vocal cords to vibrate (okay, in some cases it is wonderful). Vos you can have a beautiful voice and squeaky voice. But you do not write me "voice going" because it seems that you were talking alone or, worse, that you speak to your larynx.

- say are no magic words that open (no h) every door: "Please " and Thanks. "Keep in mind that maybe the magic is that is written for V and thanks to C . By the way, do not break the spell (the other with h) and do not write under any circumstances "fabor" and "grasias". Do not tempt witches.

conclude by saying that is not true (with c) when they say (also c) not easily (vaya!, look what happened, also with c) write well. just need to listen a little more attention (if, if, c). So (the teased, this is going to s) that simple.


PS: By the way, you eliminate the k replacing the q. It is completely unnecessary and extremely ugly read kiero ke, Kerida and other herbs.

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