Saturday, November 29, 2008

Wording For Lohri Invitation Cards



Indian merchants, have a curious superstition. Is the belief that, if the first person who comes into her shop that day, buying them, that their fate and will attract many customers who visit your store, eager to buy. So many tourists who know of this belief, rise early to be licensed to bargain a lower price than other people to decide, then enter the same room.

A psychologist would tell you that this behavior is "slightly obsessive ", similar to those who test three times they have closed the gas tap, or who have closed the door, but said that the entire collective Indian traders have psychological anomaly, it seems a lot to say.

I however, go much further. not only on the day, also how to start a year or opens a job, or life itself begins, determined as will going on all your avatars.

So I explain, which always comes at the wrong time for everything ... I was born at the end of "Baby Boom " which means that, thank God, that was no place in public schools for us. The "school" of my generation ever was packed, nothing to do with sophisticated classrooms now. As there were so many, there was no money to buy toys, so we played with a pot of beans, chickpeas and lentils, which I explain the love of "monopoly", the muscle and general letters apparently seen ... ...

had in high school computer classes, yes, but we were four in a computer, which ended the year without knowing to make a "copy-paste " because the hustler turn his father gave him a spectrum, and was responsible for not letting you touch it because "you were too slow" .

And when we come to the workplace? Then they were all given jobs. Sure, it has reached the final, you touch the crumbs, the rest the "Baby Boom" had not wanted.

And that s not all: buy floor just before the outbreak of housing bubble, buy furniture just before all the shops are put into liquidation , buy appliances that appears just before the Renewal Plan ...

And is ... Do not tell me it's not fair! How many things I will have a private life just was not born at the right time? Maybe I could have had a life of romance, having been the wife of a diplomat and traveled around the world, or the muse of a successful artist, or enjoy an enviable life and envied married to a famous architect. Or it could have been another Madame Curie of science, a Emilia Pardo Bazán or new Mary Quant fashion. I'm so focused and sorrowful, that I barely noticed that a tear rolls down my cheek.

- Is something wrong, Honey?
- Have not you had the feeling that you'll never have what you want, through no fault of you?
- I do not know ... I live with the woman I want
- not that. It ...
- When you under the "period" last?


This comment weakens you. Why men always think that your status of mind is because of your PMS?. Lack of empathy Go! But much more goats you when looking through the corner of my eye the calendar, you realize he's right.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Shot Of Patron Silver Cost

The Sunday Afternoon

One of the major sources of information that exist are the mid-morning coffee at work. Without them, would run as lost, oblivious to the world, isolated from the rest of mortals and of human knowledge:

- Remember that girl who spent two weeks working with us two years ago?
- No.
- Yes, women who dressed like that before the war , which last year bundled into the cup of Christmas with a Finance Company.
- No. I do not remember.
- Yes, woman, brown that guy who was married to an Iberia flight attendant and then was stopped, but tell that there was " overlap" between this and the next.
- I do not. Do not fall.
- Oh daughter! Is that you in the world because it has to have it all! Well, whatever. Then her best friend, has left after three years of marriage and two mortgages.
- Mother! And how are the floors now!
- Yes. Seems to be carrying two Sundays without departing , stuck at home watching TV.
- Ah! Is that bad?
- What if it's bad? I know I have no steady partner for ... Well ... I think it's awful. ... Happens once, but two Sundays ... that's the threshold of routine that the passion is over, come on. And the routine kills love and takes you to the apathy that you do not know if you are because you or love, or why, and time passes and suddenly you're fifty years out of the market Side a vampire has sucked you energy and youth . And it's too late ...


While speaking, I have sealed lips ... and seat mechanically, as these dogs trays behind cars that were so popular is your day.

So after warm the rest of the week, when Sunday comes and my boyfriend has to sit on the couch after dinner, I get up and tell him that question! We no longer never anything romantic , which is running the passion and love and all that we have entered a tailspin and this inevitably will sink unless we act quickly and, taking advantage of lighting the Christmas decorations, we do as we were in the "zero phase of the relationship and we'd go out to see the enormous waste of energy used for that purpose. Ah! And is not negotiable.

Puzzled, raises his eyebrows and accessed without daring to say anything more.

So, I dress for the occasion in a desperate attempt to make our relationship work again pulling out the heavy artillery : crocheted dress that always says I'm too sexy, the war paint and boots needle heel. Hopefully that's enough to return, at least the " phase one" of the relationship.

decided to go downtown by bus, because these days it's crazy and get the car because the streets lit glances from the window, curled up on his chest, is an image that always comes out very tender in the movies that speak of love maudlin .

remember having studied at the university, waiting at the bus stop is a " Poisson distribution," but I did not know was that one Sunday, the eve of Christmas, the four p.m. tended to infinity . Above, makes a horrible cold and snow-white sky (pun intended). At the time of sitting on the bench in the garage I regret having left home, but I can not succumb now, that would be lethal ... So, I decide to get up and move a little to withstand the cold.

Neither speaks. More than our routine couples, because the cold cuts are expensive and no desire to open his mouth.

My feet are falling ice and boots " luxury and passion" are tearing me feet. After having outlined the lips, I refuse to cover my mouth with the scarf must be resisted with dignity! And I can not budge me now .

In college I also learned the law of Murphy saying "If anything can go wrong will go wrong" its corollaries, and this is what comes to mind when I start to make out a kind of pen it down as swinging from the sky ... It's snowing!

look askance at my partner, while making efforts to preserve its priceless body temperature. My throat hurts and I agree to cover myself, thus spoiling the makeup. Never mind, my nose is red and cold and I must be horrible. I would now if it were not the idea has been mine and the vehemence with which I defended my arguments for our "romantic Sunday afternoon . "

Suddenly, my boyfriend sneezes. That if you do not! If constipated gets very heavy, " I have a fever. I feel sick. Get me the thermometer .... " all night coughing and complaining, onion vapors for congestion and reeking of "Vicks Vaporub.

- But honey! Are you cold?
- A little .- says mournfully-
- Then we go home now, I do not want you to get bad ...

We return home. After you take a glass of warm milk, sat each one to a corner of the seat. He turns on the PSP and I the laptop. However, in defense of our love we say that clothes the same blanket.