Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tom Jacket The Adventure

Crises

Margarita, administrative (former secretary) of the firm, is happy again. It turns out that, due to the crisis of the fifties, her husband had left home with a twenty-nine and, worse, your children twenty-five and twenty years had been emancipated, "and ", leaving her alone at home. Two months ago, Margaret was hopelessly mired in a depression of apocalyptic dimensions.

- Margarita, woman, think of something positive. Now you have time for you Is there something you want to do before and you could not?
- No, daughter, I have no desire for anything. Note that neither the food I already because, Let me know what sense to make food for myself!
- Well, well ... go to a restaurant with a friend!
- Removes by God! To know how to cook out there and how. Where is home cooking ...
- Ya, pueessss, sign up for ballroom dancing. Many people your age ...
- What! There just are not going to use it! Separate wanting to catch one with which to take a tumble!
- Women, there are all, I say ...
- Other crooks like my husband ... Allah! And reminded me again that bastard. Look to go with one that has almost the age of your children! What upset, girl! What a disappointment!
- Women, Margarita, stop thinking about it ...
- What about my children? The poor children, all alone ... If I think about what they're eating and I get a lump in my throat.
- Well, boys, boys ...
- Nothing, girl, I see no way out. I'm like the living dead. Let me fall over the house ... no longer serves all ...


But thanks to the crisis , his life changed completely. Turns out the company of her husband, after a redundancy plan and enter in bankruptcy, closed its doors without warning and without explanation. They are now awaiting trial, but while exiting, while not, its economy Shagged and rented the penthouse at the center of Madrid, his "love nest", became a bit expensive. It appears that after hint to his "girlfriend" the possibility of half-pay or move to a more modest, she said, to spend hardship, would rather be with someone his age, at least those of his age. .. blah, blah, blah ... and that was the end of their relationship and their "leaving home", returning home.

For its part, the children. Lost jobs Part-time and decided to return home.

- Good morning, Margarita, How was your weekend?
- Fatal, daughter, fatal, take a slave .
- And that!
- Well, you see six beds every day, I had to do.
- Six beds?
- Claro woman! You do not think sleeping with Ernesto, after what I've done ...
- I thought you had forgiven?
- Ah, no! What happened was that I was ashamed. You know how thin wine!
- Maybe it was the gym, as you say that "the unspeakable" club instructor was ...
- looks like! What happens is that "the unspeakable" or cook or anything. A crazy head! You see, change it for me ... Well it weighed!
- Claro. What about the other four beds?
- As children, they came with "friends" and took the extra. I do not like these things, but ... better not say anything.
- I guess you would not think that had emancipated just by having a rental expense more ...
- Yes, but ... is that these are some fresh! You know that mess? Washers for six, buying for six, dinner for six ... if I am a vegetarian, if I'm on a diet ...
- Do not you helped?
- In my stuff does not touch anyone! I do not like me either way ... By the way You had a boyfriend, no? But will you serious?
- Margarita woman took almost six years together ...
- It would do so good with my partner Luis, how good and bad luck you have with the girls! Thankfully, while her mother has ... Imagine that weekend! Six stuck there ... can not one nor relax ... Now, I had my own life! I was thinking about reform and take one of the bedrooms to the kitchen you know? And it had everything apañadito living by myself!


While his rants Margarita weekend, a special glow surrounds their eyes.
is seen: " I want to acknowledge it or not, the crisis is uniting families."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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Essentially there are two kinds of men: those who do not want children under any circumstances and if . The first, mostly, they refuse to share their partner with another person. Think that, despite a "melee" with the child, they always would be victorious, to the "psychological weapon " of her offspring, will have nothing to do and will be relegated to second place, impossible to change, whatever the merits to make because it changes.

The second, arriving late twenties, after a dribble in a small park that has eluded him the ball back with parallel faces always saying the same phrase: "I want to be a dad" , as you touch belly, that I sometimes think, if you do not believe that women are "tupper" with children inside.

I imagine the romance of those parents: a "Miniya" the world with which to play football in the park, put a pijama your favorite team ... And those endless Sundays playing with the scalextric!, sure, years later, in a conversation on the lawn of the college campus about his childhood, he will say:

- "Well, my father forced me to play scalextric every Sunday"
- "Scalextric? What's that? "
-" For a game, "Karka" in which, after removing all the games, is mounted on a circuit for turning cars. "
-" What crappy! "No?"
- I tell you! Especially because every time I rode, we left my mother locked in the kitchen or hallway, like the floor was little ...
- What were these old things!


And, do not know what young parents talk or newly released "in their cliques" but the female idea of \u200b\u200bbringing a child into the world, no reason at all, stretch marks, varicose veins, back pain, sore nipples, quarantine, dark circles from not sleeping, exercise Hegel ... As for not wanting the child after!

After delivery, the most promising target, aesthetically speaking, is to go back into your old pants and hope, in the distant future when you no longer have to run after the child home, again to wear those shoes "passion y lujo” , con taconazo de aguja y terminado en punta, que tanto te gustaban...

Y es que además los hombres, se olvidan de que, ese ser, es un ser nuevo, con sus propias ideas y sus propios gustos, cosa a la que, creo que las mujeres estamos más preparadas.

Si ir más lejos, el otro día me sorprendió la contestación que me dio un compañero de trabajo, al preguntarle si no quería tener un niño, además de una niña:

- “Antes sí, pero ahora lo he pensado mejor y prefiero sólo niñas. Así no me disgustaré si el niño me sale “raro” y prefiere leer a jugar al fútbol, o detesta mi afición hunting. With girls and suppose that this will happen, and if the end decides to follow you, will be a joy that you are "

I guess his thought was sensible, but I, in turn, thought,

- " A child who prefers reading to playing football!. It would be the dream of every mother ... "