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. Fourth and Last Part (final outcome: resignation)

The day you wear has generated a lot of stress and the body asks for chocolate. It's over!. You go to the nearest ice cream parlor and ask you a drink "to the three chocolates with chocolate chips and melted chocolate" For a moment you know what happiness is ... but short ... Remorse soon overtake you. But what have you done? Fool But what have I done? I'll be mad! ...

"What better remedy this soon." At the same ice cream, the cup-crime body still present there, start a list infernal things you can do:

- Do aerobic.
- Dieting.
- Buy creams for wrinkles.
- Order a vegetable dye.
- walk 10 km daily.
- Finding out if there are any anti-gray hair shampoo (?)

offer to catch you in a month. You do the math: you need the day lasts longer. "Could we make a complaint somewhere for the day last longer?". Indeed. Rave.

You put

accounts than you'll spend in the gym, and creams, the dietitian ... Three-quarters of your salary. Conclusion: In addition to your salary sucks! But how can you have been living in ignorance so long?

Today is not your day. It is better to go. It is the first time you discount and do not buy anything. Ever heard someone say something but did not believe that this could be true.

When your partner comes home and you slept:

- "Is something wrong dear?"
- "I do not know, I think it's the old"
- How's your day off?
- Fatal, I have the feeling of having suddenly aged 10 years.
- Ah, I see you well! "You cover your head thinking about how nice it would be born a man. Why do they never realize anything? Why would they if they can live happily in ignorance?

Lung Cancer &leg Pain

You have to take care. Third Party (but actually reach you)

You get to the stores at last!. Look at the clothes. See an ideal dress size S. Waiting queue of the tester. I'll try. Do not get it. You see a dress size M not so ideal. Waiting queue of the tester. I'll try. Do not get it. You see a dress size L. Waiting queue of the tester. I'll try. Could avail yourself, but it hits too close to the abdomen. Let it go. You see a dress in size XL. Waiting queue of the tester. What a view. You play into the tester. What a view. What not try it loose. The dress is "business as too old." You talk to the clerk:

- Please, this dress size S. Do not have it in size XL?
- In this size has not come.
Is calling you fat? Why monkeys do not have clothes your size? Decide to leave the store.

might call your best friend, she'll understand. But remember that the last time you talked to her was all depressed, thinking that was a year since birth and could not poner la ropa de antes de quedarse embarazada. En su momento no te la tomaste en serio, creíste que exageraba. Decides no llamarla por fin.

Sumida en la desesperación, te vas a comer. ¡Mejor un vegetariano!- Piensas. Lo cierto es que te hincharías a chocolate, si pudieras, o a helado... La carta del vegetariano tiene el equivalente de todos los platos en calorías. Te decides por uno de menos de 500 calorías. Comes sin gana el bol de lechuga y tomate y la lasaña verde. ¡Menos mal!, el postre.

- Por favor, ¿puede traer el postre?
- Si, ahora mismo.

La camarera vuelve con un zumo de naranja. I want to die ...

Isabella Soprano Of Hbo

have to be careful. Part Two (From time to try to run more, but your own)

you crumble on the couch and you regret having taken the day off, having put the TV on the excesses of Christmas, the "marks" that you leave the laugh ...

You call your mother

- Piiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
- Tell me.
- Hi Mom!
- What's daughter?
- I'm calling because I have left 13 gray y. ..
- What a silly, pretty has endured without dye, this is a fact of life ... bla ... bla ... bla ...
you regret now also be called your mother. Decides

exit. "I need to go shopping. I come out well ... "- you say.

You get on the subway and you begin to see billboards advertising 'slimming clinic Fulanita such', 'Laser wrinkle' ... The world is conspiring against me!

While viewing the heads of people sitting in the car, and tell them the gray hair, a seat is free. A girl about 15 years old, you look and see the seat. Then blurts out, "Ma'am, do you sit?".

"Ma'am? What that lady?" - Think.

That girl with a smile "profiden" and tight trousers, you seem cruel and unfeeling. Just sink into poverty. The view with hatred wondering what the hell old she thinks you or, if you've gained weight again and make you pregnant. Either you like depressing options ... and decide to sit ...

Absorption Rate Of Paper

have to be careful. Part One (from when the band drops the eyes).

Life happens, slowly but surely, but never seem to realize. Look in the mirror and hopes to see a post-adolescent of 20 years, thin, stretched skin and slender figure, but the mirror is cruel, and returns the image that you really have.

is believed that a person sees every day will change little little, but that's not true. A change suddenly. Wake up one day on vacation, those lost to the company forces you to take in January and one thinks, "I'll take and rebates."

Despite the good intentions for the day, no early bird. Since you are on holiday, why not sleep a little longer? And that is the big mistake that will grow old without remedy ... With his pajamas, a decided turn the TV to see what never seen. These programs allowed, made for housewives, which alone can watch TV at that hour. This is the second big mistake ...

On screen, the host brings a guest to a very young collaborator "posh" that speaks of the exciting world of creams, "And bring us today?" "because I bring a cream ideal for this difficult age when they start out these wrinkles beginning of the decline to the thirties" .

A little light comes on in your brain: HORROR! Small wrinkles What is this woman talking about?

"It is also essential for those gray tint rebels and unsightly. This year there are a lot of copper tones ..."- The partner continues to speak, "And this cream for localized fat that due to changing our metabolism is now impossible to remove without help ... "

First, run to the mirror," can not be true! But if you had not noticed anything! "For the first time in a while you realize that the image in the mirror is not the one that corresponds to the image you have of yourself. "But when did this happen?"

After an intense exploration you get the following result: Thirteen gray, localized fat that you thought was the extra pounds over Christmas and you were going slowly losing and the beginning of a wrinkle in the corner of his mouth and another near the right eye. The thing look bad ...