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Many people used to celebrate Christmas and start the year with a ritual . I have them all. Because, I resign to start the year off on the wrong foot and then lament, one must strive to do everything in their power.

First, in purchasing lottery , open season on "chepudos pregnant" by those who pass the tenth. Usually they are pregnant, everything is more beautiful and better roll to tell someone if you let go the number for his hump.

Then there are the christmas that, although the mail is in decline, some falls. Then do the typical Christmas presentation, because if you stay ... as half (And everyone knows that half stay always one thing ... it is not). With this whole "global world" should give congratulations, but no, the key days when you want to relax with a drink in peace, those who do not have time to send a card or e-mail, decide to call at once and raisins afternoon glued to the phone. Those who can not talk to you because you communicate, leave thousands of messages in your voicemail and SMS that the next day, you look at the obligation to respond. I think eventually felicitas mean the same thing three times per person .

But the night of ritual par excellence is the last of año.Por this reason, I have the typical red lingerie that as it should be given away, never in my size. I also carry a league a golden thread that will attract money and i lose before midnight and so I think my economy never improves. As the skin grapes, grits and all to have the best of luck possible, while I the list of things I want to disappear from my life on the left and right shoe up, to get a good start in the year . Soon after, though I feel faltal, drink a glass of champagne with my gold ring dipped inside.

Come hear rite, rite I do mine, which is becoming increasingly stressful. Save lentils dinner (old food) as do the Italians, seeking wealth. I seems very glamorous and I'd rather stay as I am.

So, coming this time, I self-impose escape the gossip magazines, the magazine programs on television and radio witches, lest more rituals are invented ... and there I am, to follow them, that this step is not going to get a free minute at every party.

also always end up doing something wrong: I choke on grapes, I almost swallowed the ring, I forget the foot to be lifted ... So how am I going to get better!

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Indian merchants, have a curious superstition. Is the belief that, if the first person who comes into her shop that day, buying them, that their fate and will attract many customers who visit your store, eager to buy. So many tourists who know of this belief, rise early to be licensed to bargain a lower price than other people to decide, then enter the same room.

A psychologist would tell you that this behavior is "slightly obsessive ", similar to those who test three times they have closed the gas tap, or who have closed the door, but said that the entire collective Indian traders have psychological anomaly, it seems a lot to say.

I however, go much further. not only on the day, also how to start a year or opens a job, or life itself begins, determined as will going on all your avatars.

So I explain, which always comes at the wrong time for everything ... I was born at the end of "Baby Boom " which means that, thank God, that was no place in public schools for us. The "school" of my generation ever was packed, nothing to do with sophisticated classrooms now. As there were so many, there was no money to buy toys, so we played with a pot of beans, chickpeas and lentils, which I explain the love of "monopoly", the muscle and general letters apparently seen ... ...

had in high school computer classes, yes, but we were four in a computer, which ended the year without knowing to make a "copy-paste " because the hustler turn his father gave him a spectrum, and was responsible for not letting you touch it because "you were too slow" .

And when we come to the workplace? Then they were all given jobs. Sure, it has reached the final, you touch the crumbs, the rest the "Baby Boom" had not wanted.

And that s not all: buy floor just before the outbreak of housing bubble, buy furniture just before all the shops are put into liquidation , buy appliances that appears just before the Renewal Plan ...

And is ... Do not tell me it's not fair! How many things I will have a private life just was not born at the right time? Maybe I could have had a life of romance, having been the wife of a diplomat and traveled around the world, or the muse of a successful artist, or enjoy an enviable life and envied married to a famous architect. Or it could have been another Madame Curie of science, a Emilia Pardo Bazán or new Mary Quant fashion. I'm so focused and sorrowful, that I barely noticed that a tear rolls down my cheek.

- Is something wrong, Honey?
- Have not you had the feeling that you'll never have what you want, through no fault of you?
- I do not know ... I live with the woman I want
- not that. It ...
- When you under the "period" last?

This comment weakens you. Why men always think that your status of mind is because of your PMS?. Lack of empathy Go! But much more goats you when looking through the corner of my eye the calendar, you realize he's right.

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The Sunday Afternoon

One of the major sources of information that exist are the mid-morning coffee at work. Without them, would run as lost, oblivious to the world, isolated from the rest of mortals and of human knowledge:

- Remember that girl who spent two weeks working with us two years ago?
- No.
- Yes, women who dressed like that before the war , which last year bundled into the cup of Christmas with a Finance Company.
- No. I do not remember.
- Yes, woman, brown that guy who was married to an Iberia flight attendant and then was stopped, but tell that there was " overlap" between this and the next.
- I do not. Do not fall.
- Oh daughter! Is that you in the world because it has to have it all! Well, whatever. Then her best friend, has left after three years of marriage and two mortgages.
- Mother! And how are the floors now!
- Yes. Seems to be carrying two Sundays without departing , stuck at home watching TV.
- Ah! Is that bad?
- What if it's bad? I know I have no steady partner for ... Well ... I think it's awful. ... Happens once, but two Sundays ... that's the threshold of routine that the passion is over, come on. And the routine kills love and takes you to the apathy that you do not know if you are because you or love, or why, and time passes and suddenly you're fifty years out of the market Side a vampire has sucked you energy and youth . And it's too late ...

While speaking, I have sealed lips ... and seat mechanically, as these dogs trays behind cars that were so popular is your day.

So after warm the rest of the week, when Sunday comes and my boyfriend has to sit on the couch after dinner, I get up and tell him that question! We no longer never anything romantic , which is running the passion and love and all that we have entered a tailspin and this inevitably will sink unless we act quickly and, taking advantage of lighting the Christmas decorations, we do as we were in the "zero phase of the relationship and we'd go out to see the enormous waste of energy used for that purpose. Ah! And is not negotiable.

Puzzled, raises his eyebrows and accessed without daring to say anything more.

So, I dress for the occasion in a desperate attempt to make our relationship work again pulling out the heavy artillery : crocheted dress that always says I'm too sexy, the war paint and boots needle heel. Hopefully that's enough to return, at least the " phase one" of the relationship.

decided to go downtown by bus, because these days it's crazy and get the car because the streets lit glances from the window, curled up on his chest, is an image that always comes out very tender in the movies that speak of love maudlin .

remember having studied at the university, waiting at the bus stop is a " Poisson distribution," but I did not know was that one Sunday, the eve of Christmas, the four p.m. tended to infinity . Above, makes a horrible cold and snow-white sky (pun intended). At the time of sitting on the bench in the garage I regret having left home, but I can not succumb now, that would be lethal ... So, I decide to get up and move a little to withstand the cold.

Neither speaks. More than our routine couples, because the cold cuts are expensive and no desire to open his mouth.

My feet are falling ice and boots " luxury and passion" are tearing me feet. After having outlined the lips, I refuse to cover my mouth with the scarf must be resisted with dignity! And I can not budge me now .

In college I also learned the law of Murphy saying "If anything can go wrong will go wrong" its corollaries, and this is what comes to mind when I start to make out a kind of pen it down as swinging from the sky ... It's snowing!

look askance at my partner, while making efforts to preserve its priceless body temperature. My throat hurts and I agree to cover myself, thus spoiling the makeup. Never mind, my nose is red and cold and I must be horrible. I would now if it were not the idea has been mine and the vehemence with which I defended my arguments for our "romantic Sunday afternoon . "

Suddenly, my boyfriend sneezes. That if you do not! If constipated gets very heavy, " I have a fever. I feel sick. Get me the thermometer .... " all night coughing and complaining, onion vapors for congestion and reeking of "Vicks Vaporub.

- But honey! Are you cold?
- A little .- says mournfully-
- Then we go home now, I do not want you to get bad ...

We return home. After you take a glass of warm milk, sat each one to a corner of the seat. He turns on the PSP and I the laptop. However, in defense of our love we say that clothes the same blanket.

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Crises

Margarita, administrative (former secretary) of the firm, is happy again. It turns out that, due to the crisis of the fifties, her husband had left home with a twenty-nine and, worse, your children twenty-five and twenty years had been emancipated, "and ", leaving her alone at home. Two months ago, Margaret was hopelessly mired in a depression of apocalyptic dimensions.

- Margarita, woman, think of something positive. Now you have time for you Is there something you want to do before and you could not?
- No, daughter, I have no desire for anything. Note that neither the food I already because, Let me know what sense to make food for myself!
- Well, well ... go to a restaurant with a friend!
- Removes by God! To know how to cook out there and how. Where is home cooking ...
- Ya, pueessss, sign up for ballroom dancing. Many people your age ...
- What! There just are not going to use it! Separate wanting to catch one with which to take a tumble!
- Women, there are all, I say ...
- Other crooks like my husband ... Allah! And reminded me again that bastard. Look to go with one that has almost the age of your children! What upset, girl! What a disappointment!
- Women, Margarita, stop thinking about it ...
- What about my children? The poor children, all alone ... If I think about what they're eating and I get a lump in my throat.
- Well, boys, boys ...
- Nothing, girl, I see no way out. I'm like the living dead. Let me fall over the house ... no longer serves all ...

But thanks to the crisis , his life changed completely. Turns out the company of her husband, after a redundancy plan and enter in bankruptcy, closed its doors without warning and without explanation. They are now awaiting trial, but while exiting, while not, its economy Shagged and rented the penthouse at the center of Madrid, his "love nest", became a bit expensive. It appears that after hint to his "girlfriend" the possibility of half-pay or move to a more modest, she said, to spend hardship, would rather be with someone his age, at least those of his age. .. blah, blah, blah ... and that was the end of their relationship and their "leaving home", returning home.

For its part, the children. Lost jobs Part-time and decided to return home.

- Good morning, Margarita, How was your weekend?
- Fatal, daughter, fatal, take a slave .
- And that!
- Well, you see six beds every day, I had to do.
- Six beds?
- Claro woman! You do not think sleeping with Ernesto, after what I've done ...
- I thought you had forgiven?
- Ah, no! What happened was that I was ashamed. You know how thin wine!
- Maybe it was the gym, as you say that "the unspeakable" club instructor was ...
- looks like! What happens is that "the unspeakable" or cook or anything. A crazy head! You see, change it for me ... Well it weighed!
- Claro. What about the other four beds?
- As children, they came with "friends" and took the extra. I do not like these things, but ... better not say anything.
- I guess you would not think that had emancipated just by having a rental expense more ...
- Yes, but ... is that these are some fresh! You know that mess? Washers for six, buying for six, dinner for six ... if I am a vegetarian, if I'm on a diet ...
- Do not you helped?
- In my stuff does not touch anyone! I do not like me either way ... By the way You had a boyfriend, no? But will you serious?
- Margarita woman took almost six years together ...
- It would do so good with my partner Luis, how good and bad luck you have with the girls! Thankfully, while her mother has ... Imagine that weekend! Six stuck there ... can not one nor relax ... Now, I had my own life! I was thinking about reform and take one of the bedrooms to the kitchen you know? And it had everything apañadito living by myself!

While his rants Margarita weekend, a special glow surrounds their eyes.
is seen: " I want to acknowledge it or not, the crisis is uniting families."

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Essentially there are two kinds of men: those who do not want children under any circumstances and if . The first, mostly, they refuse to share their partner with another person. Think that, despite a "melee" with the child, they always would be victorious, to the "psychological weapon " of her offspring, will have nothing to do and will be relegated to second place, impossible to change, whatever the merits to make because it changes.

The second, arriving late twenties, after a dribble in a small park that has eluded him the ball back with parallel faces always saying the same phrase: "I want to be a dad" , as you touch belly, that I sometimes think, if you do not believe that women are "tupper" with children inside.

I imagine the romance of those parents: a "Miniya" the world with which to play football in the park, put a pijama your favorite team ... And those endless Sundays playing with the scalextric!, sure, years later, in a conversation on the lawn of the college campus about his childhood, he will say:

- "Well, my father forced me to play scalextric every Sunday"
- "Scalextric? What's that? "
-" For a game, "Karka" in which, after removing all the games, is mounted on a circuit for turning cars. "
-" What crappy! "No?"
- I tell you! Especially because every time I rode, we left my mother locked in the kitchen or hallway, like the floor was little ...
- What were these old things!

And, do not know what young parents talk or newly released "in their cliques" but the female idea of \u200b\u200bbringing a child into the world, no reason at all, stretch marks, varicose veins, back pain, sore nipples, quarantine, dark circles from not sleeping, exercise Hegel ... As for not wanting the child after!

After delivery, the most promising target, aesthetically speaking, is to go back into your old pants and hope, in the distant future when you no longer have to run after the child home, again to wear those shoes "passion y lujo” , con taconazo de aguja y terminado en punta, que tanto te gustaban...

Y es que además los hombres, se olvidan de que, ese ser, es un ser nuevo, con sus propias ideas y sus propios gustos, cosa a la que, creo que las mujeres estamos más preparadas.

Si ir más lejos, el otro día me sorprendió la contestación que me dio un compañero de trabajo, al preguntarle si no quería tener un niño, además de una niña:

- “Antes sí, pero ahora lo he pensado mejor y prefiero sólo niñas. Así no me disgustaré si el niño me sale “raro” y prefiere leer a jugar al fútbol, o detesta mi afición hunting. With girls and suppose that this will happen, and if the end decides to follow you, will be a joy that you are "

I guess his thought was sensible, but I, in turn, thought,

- " A child who prefers reading to playing football!. It would be the dream of every mother ... "

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single, over thirty and stable partner ... What you think is the phrase most often hear in the context of your social life?. Exactly: " That you miss the rice! "

In fact, most of the time, your subtle" sixth sense "knows the true meaning of these words, which, far from being well meaning, contain a curse: " You, follows. Go on, go back to sleep until late. Continues to make wonderful trips in September, instead of getting back to school. Independent on with your life and your cultural tastes. Continue your career and busy social life that ... because ... soon you will pay dearly. You can never be a mother! Ja, ja, ja, jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "

I said that to me," maternal instinct "goes far beyond the mere fact bear your own children. A child can care for a friend all afternoon, putting the best of itself: your money, your time, your creativity, your soul ... Protecting it with his life if necessary. But with the exception that, that night, you sleep through the night and her mother. I remember an interview

Lucia Bosé, in which he said something that surprised me. She, against political correctness in a mother said, one's family, their parents and siblings, not children. One, as a parent, is the family of their children, but not vice versa. Furthermore, telling the story of how the doctor who attended at every delivery, he always said the same phrase: "You just put a stranger at home. "

Nobody dares to say that a newborn baby, blood in your blood, is a stranger, but in reality, it is. A new little person with their flaws, their character and their incompatibility with the other person you are. Hence, my little cousin asking embarrassing her mother: "Mom , and if I have a son and upsets me, what do I do?" Given this predicament, there was only one, innocent and predictable answer: " is that this is impossible, could never happen. "

overcome the taboo, one can afford to explore other possibilities, such as the adoption ... if he has no partner. And, do not forget that, if we are the maternal instinct, for theirs is the interest that their genes are perpetuated for eternity:

- Hey, honey, you adopt a child.
- To adopt?
- If a child without birth, cesarean sections and stretch marks ...
- Pueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ... I do not know ... I had raised. But if having a child is a blessing! All efforts are reassuring to the final.
- Ya, sure. But imagine that he could not "would adopt?
- Bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenoooooooooooooo. I guess so.
- Imagine: A chinita, or Rusita, or a child of the Sahara ...
- What could it be here?
- Sure. But imagine it took several years and there are none. "Would adopt?
- guess so ...
- Or several ... like Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie ... Note that diversity of cultures within a single family! And how cute that in the magazines!
- Okay, okay ... but first we tried us ...
- Go! I was afraid! There goes the vein of "male alfa ”!

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No voy a negar que, conocer que mi amiga Conchita (miss urbanización con piscina en las afueras) ahora vivía en Chueca y que, su pareja era otra mujer, fue difícil de asimilar. No por su condición sexual, sinceramente, si no, porque, si ella, musa de todos los hombres en mi juventud, se cambiaba de acera, ¿No se cimbrearían los cimientos en los que se apoyaba la heterosexualidad del resto del grupo de amigas?

Parece ser que, la última vez que “ se encontró a sí misma ”, había decidido que vivir en el centro de la ciudad, era lo más cómodo, y “salir out ", which would restore the essence of what it really was. Well, something told me.

just dismissed her and her partner. The two had been "to bug" that day, more than anything, to introduce her to yours. Now, going to visit an art exhibition. "The bug" is an architect of prestige. Both of them are in love with this kind of thing.

- Poor Conchita!
- Why do you say that?
- Puesssssssssssssssssss, I do not know. For his new life.
- What's wrong? - For a moment I feared the comments of my manly and attractive "medium oranges" .-
- Puesssssssssssssssssss, I do not know. You can not have children of their own family, for example. I guess I always will be much more satisfying to produce a son of the person you share life.

Creature! Men always determined to think that the "maternal instinct " refers to wanting to give birth the children of your partner, when it is much more than that. It is an instinct to protect the small, the helpless, we are defenders of the "future", the "morning" rests in our hands ... I do not have to see how a new mother dog, for example, is able to nurse kittens as were his, embedded for her "maternal instinct." A woman does not need to be a mother giving birth, but they never accept it because they would lose their role as fathers-begotten.

- Well and why ... always give more balance to the couple who has a man and a woman ... polar opposites, complementary ...

By God! I'm not sure this topicazo who invented this nonsense? Does this mean that the more opposed, more attractive? Why then are no sparks in the street when you cross a squat and aggressive executive who returns from pilates? Or a bullfighter and a bullfighting? Or a farmhand with Ana Rosa Quintana?. It would seem best as possible? Also ... What's that complements? I will not be complementary, preferably, to strengthen me in the part that I have.

My boyfriend takes time talking to himself.

- By the way, what time is it?
- Nine Why?
- For today plays the Madrid ... Go! I will not go home with the match started ...

I can not believe it! Again! Did not realize these soccer harm done to the English families and married life? And ... as my grandmother: "You are grown men playing the ball in shorts. Do not feel ashamed, yet there is to do in the world? Could not do anything worthwhile? "

While telling me the details of the game, I turn my head. Conchita and his girlfriend up the street to the Circle of Fine Arts, embraced ... While away, I imagine it would be like having a partner to take me to see an art exhibition and then to dinner, passing football, with your same tastes, with whom he could change your clothes, accessories, makeup, with its own bag where to put the CD's that were just purchased, you do not mind shopping with you, advise you with sincerity what I try not to go as soon as the store that knows your taste like a woman ...

is clear. Conchita has always been one step ahead of the rest ...

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The arrival of this mysterious message from Pepi, Human Resources, summoned to a conference on "Knowledge and Coexistence " of the company, was the beginning of everything. We were pioneers, several groups had already lived the experience, but this time was different. The message said: "The group activity is held outdoors, it is advisable to wear comfortable clothes and do not mind that stain, and if you want and you can use swimsuit dare you. " And this was disturbing me ...

In vain did my message to elicit information Pepi: "Hello Pepi: I'd like to know what you mean with the clothes: Will be able to wash afterwards or you may be spoiled? greetings. " Impossible, it was a tomb. So, I became convinced that it would "open season" for the use of the hotel pool and have some evidence on the dynamics of groups that need a volunteer to get into the pool. Although the idea that my colleagues see me in a bikini I was unattractive, (everybody knows that the first bath Summer is a bit traumatic) got into my bag one. Then I thought, it was better to get two, and later that it was no carry bikini without wearing a towel, a bag and a sundress.

Once there during lunch, they told us pusiésemos the "casual." I must clarify that, "casual shoes" was silent. I kept with my strategy know more about the uncertain future that awaited us and asked if he had to Pepi towel. "I do not think, but just in case take her." Nothing, no way. So, I decided to wear a bikini under your clothes and put in the bag towel, bikini Replacement and sundress, with risk of ending up looking foolish sovereign, it was the only one who had.

Our activities were a "gymkhana" in the canoeing club Aranjuez, near the River. I, who never imagined that I had brought platform sandals, all suitable for walking on the banks of a river. I thought if I hooked a tick and gave me a fever of those lousy, at least, be considered an occupational disease and decided to "bite the bullet."

Everything was perfect until he had to ride in the canoe. They took a lot of life-saving vests and I changed me face. Do not worry, you have to do much the Indian for tipping the canoe!, Said one monitor. The problem was that of India, and we were! The theme of the game that was. I hesitated between the colors of the jackets had, but finally I chose one practice and adult life jackets, the last remaining, although it was wet. Going to get into the canoe, when I had a vision of myself swimming in the river with those sandals and decided to take them off.

Well ... whole group in their jobs ... Wait! At the last minute, we added a crew member. It was the Indian Chief Antúnez, director of human resources willing to coordinate efficiently. "Come on! Faster! Do you torcéis! Come! ... Should be addressed to the canoe! "At the turn of the trail, great idea:" Let's make a run "(big mistake! ..) Very well, then there we prepared together with our partners looking as if were crazy, ahead of a canoe to another, growing increasingly ... until ... suddenly ... appears across the bank branch left and we will direct it my God. Some say that at a time like this you spend your life from beginning to end, but I could only think of the wedding that was that Saturday and that if the industry would cross my face to look like "the Christ of the Lanterns." Or more sophisticated makeup would get me out of this. I tried to dodge it by pressing my face into the body of my friend getting ready to suffer the impact ... but ... oddly, the impact was not against the branch, if not, against the water! With my vest "adult", fell into the water like a cat, not wet my head, like a buoy. Despite the cloudy water and soupy (it was still June), which worried me slightly, I felt immensely happy my face had not been damaged! I was saved for reading with your head held high, at the wedding!

Once the initial euphoria, we began to assess the damage, my partner Leticia, in an act of survival, had to choose between saving and flat shoes or glasses, even though the glasses are a unique design, saved the manoletinas! Because ... dear colleagues, at this critical moment, the material is irrelevant. Carlos opened his wallet, which could see a picture of their children and a few bills, dripping ... And worse! The face of trouble on a monitor, bailing water and NEVER saying something had happened.

the end, each and every one of the forecasts I made, I served for something. Come on, that had there been a award for "Best meiga" I would have taken me no doubt.

Some blamed Isidoro Antúnez of what happened. It seems that having someone standing in the back of the boat, dodging a large branch, is incompatible with it stays afloat. I, uneducated naval, I can not say in the matter. What if I say is: in a business project, in which there is a working group composed of multidisciplinary staff (eight rowers) from all directions of the company, with an ambitious goal (being the first), which sticks upside unexpected (and therefore), wasting resources (rowing) to follow him, being inaccessible their place of work (canoe), and immersed in a hostile environment future black (rather than black, green. Tajo Verde) where you feel helpless Something will have to say about the Human Resources Director! (Come on, tell me.)

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The day you wear has generated a lot of stress and the body asks for chocolate. It's over!. You go to the nearest ice cream parlor and ask you a drink "to the three chocolates with chocolate chips and melted chocolate" For a moment you know what happiness is ... but short ... Remorse soon overtake you. But what have you done? Fool But what have I done? I'll be mad! ...

"What better remedy this soon." At the same ice cream, the cup-crime body still present there, start a list infernal things you can do:

- Do aerobic.
- Dieting.
- Buy creams for wrinkles.
- Order a vegetable dye.
- walk 10 km daily.
- Finding out if there are any anti-gray hair shampoo (?)

offer to catch you in a month. You do the math: you need the day lasts longer. "Could we make a complaint somewhere for the day last longer?". Indeed. Rave.

You put

accounts than you'll spend in the gym, and creams, the dietitian ... Three-quarters of your salary. Conclusion: In addition to your salary sucks! But how can you have been living in ignorance so long?

Today is not your day. It is better to go. It is the first time you discount and do not buy anything. Ever heard someone say something but did not believe that this could be true.

When your partner comes home and you slept:

- "Is something wrong dear?"
- "I do not know, I think it's the old"
- How's your day off?
- Fatal, I have the feeling of having suddenly aged 10 years.
- Ah, I see you well! "You cover your head thinking about how nice it would be born a man. Why do they never realize anything? Why would they if they can live happily in ignorance?

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You get to the stores at last!. Look at the clothes. See an ideal dress size S. Waiting queue of the tester. I'll try. Do not get it. You see a dress size M not so ideal. Waiting queue of the tester. I'll try. Do not get it. You see a dress size L. Waiting queue of the tester. I'll try. Could avail yourself, but it hits too close to the abdomen. Let it go. You see a dress in size XL. Waiting queue of the tester. What a view. You play into the tester. What a view. What not try it loose. The dress is "business as too old." You talk to the clerk:

- Please, this dress size S. Do not have it in size XL?
- In this size has not come.
Is calling you fat? Why monkeys do not have clothes your size? Decide to leave the store.

might call your best friend, she'll understand. But remember that the last time you talked to her was all depressed, thinking that was a year since birth and could not poner la ropa de antes de quedarse embarazada. En su momento no te la tomaste en serio, creíste que exageraba. Decides no llamarla por fin.

Sumida en la desesperación, te vas a comer. ¡Mejor un vegetariano!- Piensas. Lo cierto es que te hincharías a chocolate, si pudieras, o a helado... La carta del vegetariano tiene el equivalente de todos los platos en calorías. Te decides por uno de menos de 500 calorías. Comes sin gana el bol de lechuga y tomate y la lasaña verde. ¡Menos mal!, el postre.

- Por favor, ¿puede traer el postre?
- Si, ahora mismo.

La camarera vuelve con un zumo de naranja. I want to die ...

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have to be careful. Part Two (From time to try to run more, but your own)

you crumble on the couch and you regret having taken the day off, having put the TV on the excesses of Christmas, the "marks" that you leave the laugh ...

You call your mother

- Piiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
- Tell me.
- Hi Mom!
- What's daughter?
- I'm calling because I have left 13 gray y. ..
- What a silly, pretty has endured without dye, this is a fact of life ... bla ... bla ... bla ...
you regret now also be called your mother. Decides

exit. "I need to go shopping. I come out well ... "- you say.

You get on the subway and you begin to see billboards advertising 'slimming clinic Fulanita such', 'Laser wrinkle' ... The world is conspiring against me!

While viewing the heads of people sitting in the car, and tell them the gray hair, a seat is free. A girl about 15 years old, you look and see the seat. Then blurts out, "Ma'am, do you sit?".

"Ma'am? What that lady?" - Think.

That girl with a smile "profiden" and tight trousers, you seem cruel and unfeeling. Just sink into poverty. The view with hatred wondering what the hell old she thinks you or, if you've gained weight again and make you pregnant. Either you like depressing options ... and decide to sit ...

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have to be careful. Part One (from when the band drops the eyes).

Life happens, slowly but surely, but never seem to realize. Look in the mirror and hopes to see a post-adolescent of 20 years, thin, stretched skin and slender figure, but the mirror is cruel, and returns the image that you really have.

is believed that a person sees every day will change little little, but that's not true. A change suddenly. Wake up one day on vacation, those lost to the company forces you to take in January and one thinks, "I'll take and rebates."

Despite the good intentions for the day, no early bird. Since you are on holiday, why not sleep a little longer? And that is the big mistake that will grow old without remedy ... With his pajamas, a decided turn the TV to see what never seen. These programs allowed, made for housewives, which alone can watch TV at that hour. This is the second big mistake ...

On screen, the host brings a guest to a very young collaborator "posh" that speaks of the exciting world of creams, "And bring us today?" "because I bring a cream ideal for this difficult age when they start out these wrinkles beginning of the decline to the thirties" .

A little light comes on in your brain: HORROR! Small wrinkles What is this woman talking about?

"It is also essential for those gray tint rebels and unsightly. This year there are a lot of copper tones ..."- The partner continues to speak, "And this cream for localized fat that due to changing our metabolism is now impossible to remove without help ... "

First, run to the mirror," can not be true! But if you had not noticed anything! "For the first time in a while you realize that the image in the mirror is not the one that corresponds to the image you have of yourself. "But when did this happen?"

After an intense exploration you get the following result: Thirteen gray, localized fat that you thought was the extra pounds over Christmas and you were going slowly losing and the beginning of a wrinkle in the corner of his mouth and another near the right eye. The thing look bad ...